Funny how the world works.

SARS, Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome for short, has claimed, what, two hundred odd lives? Ok, fine, let's make it three hundred. It's a world epidemic and millions of dollars has been pumped into security measures like airport temperature monitoring devices, quarantines, and countless other measures that suck at tax-payers' necks.

Then let's take a look at Aids. It's been one of the world's greatest killers, claiming 21.8 million lives so far, though most of them more or less deserved it, but still, they're.. Lives. And this number is increasing by, not thousands, not tens of thousands, but, brace yourself, MILLIONS. And what are governments around the planet doing? Cow turd, that's what.

And I haven't even brought in Cholera, Typhoid and, guess what folks, Leprosy. Yep people. The old bible killer is back. And I've got statistics to prove it.

Problem is politicians are just doing things to save their own asses. Aids. How's it going to spread to those apes on plush chairs? They're a bunch of impotent losers, what use is a hooker to them. Typhoid? The rosy spots on the unfortunate victim tell it all.

SARS? Ah. It can be waved off as a common attack of the flu. And nobody would ever notice. Until your lungs collapse and you face certain death. Wonderful. To top it off, you can pass it on to the fat, grouchy old boss reeking of cigar smoke without having you getting into bed with him. Now that's the perfect way of getting rid of those hypocritic decision makers isn't it.

Funny how the world works.