Monday, February 28, 2005

The sweet sound of music.. It drowns the soul. And its all I can do not to let it engulf me any further.. Its a constant struggle, even with the most mundane of things.. But fight I will cuz its the only thing I wanna do! Yes its the only thing that makes me happy as well.

Haven't been living up to my expectations.. Will try to again..

Have begun to finally let go of all things. Its not that they don't matter to me.. It does but I don't let it stay in my system. Just let go whenever it makes itself a burden. Cuz whether or not things are meant to be I'll just follow the path and everything's easy and simple!!

Saturday was a crazy day.. Saw Zhong Yu play during rehearsal and I was so stunned. Like.. How do you do that?!! Nevermind. Aiyo.. I was playing nonsense for the Sibelius! Must go and practise lah. Just a duty. Like mugging you know? That's your job, you just do it.

Then had the Casteels farewell dinner? Wasn't planning on going but went in the end cuz of circumstances.. After that gave Shaun and Alan a lift to my place. Met Kevin at bustop and Lenard at my gate.. And then had a quartet rehearsal until 10:30.. That's about 5hours of rehearsal? Haha. Still fun lah.

Yep. Stayed home sunday and studied. Did homework. Except for mass in the morning..

O's results today. So another half day.. Sat through bass sectionals and worked them a little bit. Haha, success! Yeah! Went for viola lesson in a cab. Judy wanted it really early so she gave me money to take cab. Then went back to school and deposited viola in orch room and retrieved my bag.

Met Zhaoying on the bus home!! Haha! So cool. Such a coincidence. Or was it. Heh heh. Went to Cheong Chin Nam and ate a little with him. Murtabak and pratas and tehcinno! Haha! Nice.

So I gtg. Spent enough time here already. Bye.

Saturday, February 26, 2005

Hey..

Had Cross Country yesterday. Boy, did the organization really suck. Long walk in to Turf City, bought some musli bar thingy for lunch at 7-11. Nobody knew where to go so we just kept walking around in circles.. And there was this killer escalator. Once you went up you can't go down. You have to use the stairs and climb like 5 flights. Someone told us about it already but me, Cheng and Co, decided to have a look at it ourselves. Then we camped at the reception counter overlooking that escalator and watched innocent victims go up. Amid sniggering, of course. Then we saw HC's strings TIC!! She was with child ok, then she was going up.. Tried to go to her to warn her but I didn't make it in time.. She went up!! Dunno what happened to her after that but I sure hop she's alright..

My nice full bottle of Evian water which I bought at Giant was reduced to naught by wonderful classmates and consortium friends when I got to the upper level of the grandstands.. Oh well. Was just sitting around.. Then it was time for us to go for our run, BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW!! Haha! That was funny. Some of us sneaked into an elevator no one had found out about yet. Ha, don't needa use those crowded stairs. Then we started running 5minutes behind everyone. There were even more blur-er kings behind us!! Haha!

So the the whole cross country was more or less a walk.. Everybody was strolling happily along and choking up the road so even those who wanted to run couldn't. We ran most of the way, stopping at choke-points, which were pretty often. Then there was this long stretch where there weren't much obstructions so I just ran and ran then when I turned around I couldn't see Lenard or Nick or anyone else already. So I just walked along until they catched up! Haha..

It was quite fun lah, though there was a lot of sitting around.. Meeting up with seniors and friends. Watching weird people doing funny stuff. Eg running in one nice long row towards the finish point?! And linking hands and walking. Haha.. Then of course making fun at the posers who were wearing earphones during the run. Oh, and how could I forget Dao Teng. You really can't miss him. He is immense. So when I spotted him just in front I shouted, "OI!!! CANNOT LOSE TO DAO TENG!!!" Then everyone around me started running like mad!! Hahahaha!!

So that was yesterday. Bye bye.

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Good start, bad progression. But let's end it with a bang shall we?

I wonder if I'm weird.

Haha. Well. You see. The things I say, that you don't understand, are for my own reference, and my post woudn't be complete without them because they matter so much to me. Ha. If you wanna find out why don't you just come up to me one day and ask and maybe I'd tell you. If you really want it? Haha. That's a very important condition or you'll be wasting your time. And mine.

Today.. Was. Okay. Physics. Not as well as I'd WANT it to be but of course its enough. Its just enough. Not too much or too little its just perfectly fits in the middle like all things. Yeah haha. Let's hope humans turns out fine then I can keep my butt in IP man Haha!

Oh then there was rehearsal.. And quartet after that then stayed back in the room and practised till quite late.

I seem to have more time now after the killer week of tests so its time to put this luxury to good use. So I shall skip this now and go, Bye x 2!

Monday, February 21, 2005

Hmm.. I was reading some blogs and I was just thinking about Valentines.

What difference does that day make?

Cuz for me its the same, just like any other day.

And everyday's a V-day for me cuz I treat everyone in my heart with as much love as I can every single day. At least that's what I try to do..

Just doing it on one day.. I just don't think its enough.

So I am working on it but sometimes I lose my focus because there are just so many distractions..

It's just so powerful. But I won't ever give in. Just get up and fight again. And grow.

Haha. =)

Anyway I just came home from town. Was at YMS having the quartet briefing. Geez. Wasted my time, but heck I didn't have much to do today anyway. Ate ban mian at bras basah kopitiam. Still feeling the pepper in my tummy! Heh.

I don't know about my results anymore. Everything's topsy turvy. I'm actually relying on PHYSICS to pull me up, BUT!!!! From all the feedback I'm getting from Mr Tieu's other classes.. Oh my darn gosh. Like, half the classes fail lah. And some poor guy got THREE out of 35.. I don't know anymore lah, but I know that I tried so I shan't worry about it. Chem's been a let down. Found one more mark which boosted me to an a2 but still.. It's not enough. Math. Don't have to say lah. Workings cost me everything. Carelessness also. Chinese. What can I say. Doing quite badly WITH flying colours. Same goes with Humans.

Alright alright I'm starting to sound like some depressed kid but I'm not CUZ:

Everyday is a new day and I renew myself.

Everyday is a beautiful day cuz I've seen real beauty.

Everyday fills me with happiness, though sorrow may engulf and try to overwhelm me.But it doesn’t work cuz I have one thing.

And whenever I lose my footing, its okay. Just renew my peace and fight again. No sweat!

There’s not point in being emotional anymore because.. It takes you absolutely no where.

Everyday is happiness.

Though I am weak, I will be made strong.

Grow everyday.

Hee. Everybody loves my commonwealth! Yay!

Sunday, February 20, 2005

Yeah, I've uploaded Bruch!! So nice right.. Hahaha.. Played be Jean Sorrel. He screwed up one of the tenths.. Not a very good recording, but I don't really care lah. Still more pro than me so there's nothing I can't learn from it.

I finally decided to go Vienna after so many people pestered me to.. I dunno.. I mean.. I'm such a stupid person lah, I'd have to work really really hard if I were to miss a whole week of school.. I know it sounds SO NERDISH but I really AM THAT STUPID. Oh well..

Which makes me look at all the geniuses I'm surrounded and over-shadowed by. But all in time lah. There'll be the day when it'll be my turn to shine.

Saturday, February 19, 2005

Okay.. So my last post got deleted. That's nice. Oh wells.

So I was on the phone with a friend.. Talking crap again.. Haha.. Quite funny. And was talking so much crap just now during quartet rehearsal as well. Hee. All my "gu niang" cues. Darn funny. Haha. Got home close to twelve.. Yawn. But its worth it. Really like these rehearsals a lot. And really appreciate it Shaun for coming over. You rock!

I learned about cyclones today in geography. I don't know but that seems to be all I can remember about school. And. I completed my chinese essay on time for the first time ever! Way cool. =D But the teacher is a little crazy though. Gives us SO MANY compos to do and stuff..

Think maybe I burned out an ameter today during physics prac. I left it in a short circuit for like so long unknowingly.. And when I plucked out the wire is was so HOT. And the plastic casing on the ends of the ameter had MELTED a bit.

Okay.. Wanna go now. Its late. I wanna sleep. I wanna reply messages I haven't replied.

Friday, February 18, 2005

Sunday, February 13, 2005

Think I shall start this again.. But not long long crazy crazy ones like last time.. Mom is.. Aiyo.. Nevermind lah... Blowing up like dynamo man! Hahahaha! Hmmm.. CNY was okay.. But there're so many tests coming!!! Haiyo how to enjoy holidays like that man.. Haha.. Quartet rehearsals are darn fun. Cuz when you screw up there're only 4 people laughing at you (including urself).

Monday, February 07, 2005

I live in the Commonwealth. Let me introduce you to my family.

I, like the average Singaporean child, have two parents, one male and one female. Usually I refer to them as "dad" and "mom" respectively, but for the sake of being scientifically correct, I shall not hesitate to go into details. After all, "mom" and "dad" are not terms that can be found in the Oxford Encyclopedia of Human Anatomy.

Then of course I have a sibling. I absolutely have no idea which pronoun to address my sibling by. Namely because till this day I have not been able to differentiate my sibling’s gender. But since "he" is a gender-neutral pronoun I shall hereby commence in using the words "he", "him" and "his" in any instance in which he is involved.

The last occupation my father had was an elephant trainer at Murphy’s Wonderful Circus. His duties included feeding the elephants, washing and grooming them, and of course training them to do captivating stunts like back-flips and forward rolls.

My father immersed himself into his job, and frequently worked overtime. But because the circus had to shut its doors on customers and staff alike, at 9pm sharp everyday, my father had no choice but to bring the elephants home to work with. We live on the 4th floor of a high-rise apartment, so I figured out that the neighbours for a radius of 4 units around were not really happy with us. Which probably explains the curse-words written in marker-ink on the front door every morning without fail. It is a ritual for the first person who opens the door on mornings to retrieve the paper(sometimes in shreds), to paint the door over. Because of this daily procedure, the front door has actually grown thicker by about 3 inches.

My father has just lost his job recently. He chose not to convey to us the reason, due to Alpha male ego, but I think it was because of that night when he was teaching this elephant to do a back flip, and after several hours of seemingly futile effort, the elephant finally did it. The only drawback was that it had back-flipped right out of the living-room window. Dad got us all to go downstairs with him and help scrape the remains off the sidewalk with tablespoons.

So now my father mopes around at home, watching the Year 1999 PGA Golf Championships, which we caught on tape, over and over again. He tells us he’s going to be the next Vijay Singh, often while pretending to putt with mom’s frying pan and a Ping-Pong ball. Mom is not a single bit pleased about it.

Speaking of my mother, she used to be a full-time housewife. But since dad got fired she figured it was her opportunity to make a break and she has successfully landed a job as a secretary in Ali’s Trading Corporation. She has no knowledge on using a computer whatsoever, and definitely less so of Tamil, so how she managed such a feat like that I do not know. I suspect she is getting the help of an Indian neighbour living two blocks away.

Ever since mom got that job we have been eating leftovers every night. Mom has kept leftovers from dinners since approximately 9 years ago in the fridge. Whenever we confronted her about it she told us it was to prevent starvation should Singapore be involved in a war. After all, she tells us, its part of what the government tells us to do as our national defence. So now she’s telling us that she needs to clear out the fridge to renew our "war-provisions".

Now, I shall move on to my sibling. He is 3 years older than me and received his primary education in a mixed school, then moved on to an all-boys secondary school. However, what really had me puzzled was that he received tertiary education in an all-girl’s school. Which I thought was very strange. Later I found out from mom that my sibling had been born a boy, but the surgeon had assumed a particular organ as the umbilical cord, and thus there had been an operational accident. Though it was not fatal, but it did lead to very confusing consequences.

My supposed brother has a weird hobby. He enjoys picking his nose and storing the results in a bottle on his bedside table. If I remember correctly he started doing this when he was 9. Its been about 10 years now, and he’s almost filled the 1.5 litre Pepsi bottle. I think he’ll finish it in about 2 or 3 months time. He tells me that he will send it to Guiness’ World Records for the biggest bottle of snot. Too often does he take the bottle and show it off to us at the dinner table. On days which that happens mom will spend about 2 hours stuffing the leftovers in the fridge.

So that is a brief introduction to my family. My friends tell me that they are a deficit bunch but I still manage to get by with them around, so I think they’re okay.


Saturday, January 22, 2005

The Spirit of Volunteerism is very much alive in Singapore. Do you agree?

For as long as I can remember, Singapore has been described as a cold, heartless society, devoid of compassion, love and kindness. Long have we been described as a country of self-obsessed individuals with room in our heads for only one thing: ourselves.

But all that has seemingly changed. If it takes a crisis to bring out the best in people, then I’ll be looking forward to more disasters like the recent Tsunami, which ripped across the Indian Ocean and killed more than 168,000 unsuspecting people from South-east Asia to Africa, with a gleeful smile. Yes. All it took was just one ripple in the ocean before we here in Singapore could liberate ourselves of our humiliating brand of selfishness, and showed the world that we do care. Never mind about the thousands massacred by the killer wave. They’re just unfortunate casualties.

We read the papers about Singaporeans spending their New Year holidays doing volunteer work, helping out the Tsunami victims. How so? By packing canned-food and used clothes other kind and compassionate Singaporeans have no use for. Since the oxford dictionary defines the word "waste" as objects "no longer useful and are disposed of", we could very well say that this thoughtful bunch of volunteers have spent their holiday packing other peoples’ trash. But all in the Spirit of Volunteerism, of course. It doesn’t really matter if we’re sending our trash to the victims, does it? At least we’re giving something, and the world should know.

It is indeed touching to see the number of volunteers rising in Singapore. And all the increment is originating from our young! This shows that our youth, as statistics say, around the age of fifteen, are showing an increased zeal to help out the less fortunate. That is good news for our country, and we should ignore the fact that the government has inevitably made volunteer work compulsory for the youth in Singapore under the Education System (which virtually means ALL the youth), in implementing the compulsory Community Involvement Program for its students. In this program, the compulsory syllabus of the year included doing at least 6 hours of volunteer work. But for the sake of the statistics remaining good, I shall ignore this fact and assume that our students would take the initiative, and somehow or other involve themselves in volunteer work, amid their extremely busy schedules.

In the recent Ren Ci Charity Show, we have witnessed several local artists perform harrowing, breath-taking stunts that prompted viewers to donate to the charitable organization. These artists should be saluted for volunteering to appear on National Television to boost their ratings among Singaporeans for appearing compassionate, and at the same time get a chance to train their acting skills. Some of their tears, grimaces while performing their stunts, and looks of sadness mixed with a tinge of pity, were actually quite convincing. Oh, did I forget to mention that it was all done in the name of charity? Yes, of course, and the Spirit of Volunteerism.

So as you can see, the Spirit of Volunteerism is very much alive in Singapore. We Singaporeans never fail to volunteer where can, at the same time, get rid of unwanted itmes, OR are forced to by higher, unchallengeable authorities, OR see personal benefit in the whole package. Yes, the Spirit is alive indeed. It is as alive as road-kill.

Saturday, January 08, 2005

What the crapp!! My previous post was deleted?! Urgh. Okay. Anyway. I wanna say that I think its time I let go of this blog already. I really don't have time for it anymore.. And well.. I do feel this sense of pity.. Cuz this baby here has seen me through the darkest hours of my life.. All the way till I found what I was looking for. And she's been here all the while for me to pour out all my thoughts and sorrows until I did. Well.. But now. I really don't see a reason for me to keep her anymore.. In fact, I felt this way already quite some time ago.. Yeah. Thank you, and I mean YOU for keeping this blog alive. But I guess everything on this earth has an end, and its come for this blog. Maybe I'll squeeze in a post or two some time. But that's only when I've got nothing to do. So this is it. One of the final milestones of my newlife. Goodbye!

PS, I'll still keep the tag-board, so keep that one going as well alright? Haha! Bye guys see ya!

Saturday, January 01, 2005

Oh my gosh.. I never realised how some incessant babbling could have hurt a person so much.. Crap. I feel bad. And shocked. How'd you like it if one day Galileo came back in time and told you the Earth is actually darn FLAT. I never knew. Sigh. But I'll keep a secret. Lock it up. Maybe throw away the key? If only I could. Only I will know. I promise, though no one knows. No one at all.

Okayy.. I'm going out to watch phantom of opera now. Sit tight folks, whee.

Thursday, December 30, 2004

Then let's talk about the weekend.. Err. I didn't do anything for Christmas k. That's like so sad right. Haha.. But I had to keep my parents happy.. Been going out so much.. Yeah. Just went out at night and had dinner.. Did some shopping then went home.

Sunday was boring too.. Went for church, then after that went buying groceries and stuff too. Then fetched bro back off to Tekong then went grandma's place. Went there to rot. Watch TV. Huh.

Monday.. Nothing in the day. Jack came over in the evening and he slacked around will I was practising.. Then had dinner then we went town with mom and Dad to see the lights!! Yeah. They're so nice really. Probably been taken down by now already.. So sad right. But yah lor. They're nice! Walked around with him and bought a nice Pooh Bear!! Hahaha! ;) If you don't want it I do k!!! =D

Then Jack had to go home and I met Jon and we walked around too. Bought ice cream.. Yeah. Just walk and talk cock lah. Then we met this conman trying to sell us these handphone chain thingys at 2 bucks a piece for "charity". Just waved him off. Then mom and dad called me so we left. Yep.

So I'm busy now, will catch up later, bye!

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Heyyyloe evehreebohdee. =D

Really sorry k, to all my dear wonderful readers. Hee hee. But you see I've had quite a time from the last time I made myself sit down and type. Haha..

Funny, RC doesn't seem to be coming out.. Oh bother.

WED

Woke up and mugged (!!!) to make mom happy. Then after that went over to Christy's sister's friend's place. Hahaha!!! Such a distant connection!! And we were laughing about it.

"Hey Christy!!! What the hell am I going to tell my mom?!?! I'm going to my friend's sister's friend's house!!"

"Err.. Yeah."

-_-"

Ok. Haha. So we had a BBQ. And me benjamin, christine, sondra and francesca ( is that how you spell it?) were trying to light the fire against the raging wind. So irritatingg!! So I took out my umbrella and got christine to hold it to block the wind. Hahahaha! So funnae. I think Vanessa got a few shots of her. Hey, Van, if you're reading this can you send me the pics, please? Haha.. Were joking about Sondra's intelligence. =D

So then we got the fire starting. It was real fun actually. Fire's fun. =D Ok, I sound sadistic. But yah lah. To see your work pay off. It's really rewarding.. Hee. Pats chest. First time I did SOMETHING to help during a BBQ. Hee hee, and I'm pretty proud of it. I left the pit cuz I was getting bored. Talked with people and stuff. When the first batch of sausages came I didn't really trust them.. Haha.. So I told Sondra to eat one first and when she didn't die then I knew it'd be ok. =D

Then the fire went out again. And they employed yours truly once more. So ben and I got quite an ok one starting again. And they were calling scout boy. Hmph. What an insult!!! Hahaha! Yes, I got something against scouts. Cuz the scout trainer in my school is this wheezy old man who I really can't stand. Hee. Oh oh oh. You know one trick to get the coal burning is to take a satay stick and skewer a fire starter like a kebab then light it up and poke it under the coal. Cool rite! Ha!! Oh, which reminds me they were joking about the fire starters cuz of its brand. Ahem. Like. Whatever man!!

So I started cooking!! Haha.. For a while. And I think I did ok, okayyy!! Haha! Yep. But I quit the job some time after too. Eyes were pain from all the heat. Ate so much!! Was so full. Someone made a sparkler outta a marshmallow.. Ha.

Then Sondra and Christy had this wave of madness and decided to swim!! And the pool was already closed. But that didn't stop them. Haha.. Then Francesca got pushed in by Lawrence. Hee hee. We were lazing by the pool then the security gaurd came in and cleared us out. Oh man, we lied so bad. Said when we came in the gate was still open and all that. Security gaurds got pissed, some of us got pissed and we got chased out.

George came. So late!!! Haha.. He was wearing double layer. So Francesca coped one of his shirts. They pulled him into the ladies and stripped him lor. Like. Whatever...... "-_-" Security gaurds came again.

So we were about to clear out. And this group of people were hanging around. Ok, we'd been noticing these people all the way from the swimming thing. They were like looking at us, staring at us. And I heard one of them swear at us. I dunno why the hell they'd do that but I didn't wanna find out either. So then they really looked like they wanted a fight. And turned out that they did. We were about to leave when they confronted us and started. You know. The "pre-fights talk". They were talking Hokien so christy's sister's friend went up to them and started explaining.. Telling them not to fight lah, duh. I was really quite surprised they wanted a fight. There were 5 of them? Mostly scrawny people. And we had like. 8,9 guys? Mostly big and strong. Ruggers, track people that kinda thing. So yeah. Was surprised until I heard one of them talking on the phone about back up at a coffee shop nearby. Woah. Freaky.

Yeah, so we apologised and managed to get ourselves outta a reallyyy tight situation. I don't know what to say. I mean. It's something to be thankful about. You know I was quite appalled a few of us actually wanted to stay and fight. And that's like so. You know. Stupid. Fight? For what. So yeah. Vanessa gave me a lift home. On the car Glen and Cheong were talking about gangfights and stuff. Which really makes me wonder if Singapore's such a safe place after all.

THUR

Went out in the afternoon with the 6K people. Went cine. Met at the entrance and waited for latecomers. One of them being me. =D Then we went and bought tickets to kungfu hussle. It was quite a long while till the movie started so we, the guys, managed to lose the girls. Haha. We ran in the opposite direction!! So funny! Ha! We figured we'd have more fun by ourselves. =D Brings back all the memories of primary schooldays. Haha! =) You know, the Boys VS Girls thingy. =D Yep so Yijie and Zhaoying wanted lunch so we went to food court at the basement. They had Kuay Chap. I was full, so I just shared an ice kacang with Sean.

Then we went ezone. I think arcade's a real waste of money so just played one daytona game. Then it was time to go. So we went to the theatre. Bought nachos with cheese.

Movie was nice!! You guys really should go catch it if you haven't already. I felt it wasn't THAT funny. But the fighting parts are really very entertaining. Yep.

Came out of the cinema and found Lincoln and Koon yu. Another round of indecisiveness. Walked round and round orchard until we decided to go seoul garden. Went there and it was full. So we made a reservation. And waited. Then they called YiJie so we went in. Haha. My first time in seoul garden and it was nice!! A little ex though. Bro told me if we wanna eat this kinda thing should go marina bay. Ok. So yeah. Got burned ALOT. The darned oil. I still have one burn mark on my forearm. There was a shortage of spoons. And when we asked for a few, the waiter said, "We're still washing." -_-

So after that we walked out. The gals wanted to meet some friends so we just tagged along lor. In the end they couldn't fine them I think and we all went home. YouXin got lost. She had to go to somewhere near the Mobil at MGS, and she took the bus all the way to my place. Hahaha! So I just walked her back lah. Then in the end her cousins mom came out and gave me a lift from the Mobil. Ha.

Yep. Got home earlier than expected. Ok. Not that early, but still, mom was happy, and I guess I can live with that. ;)

FRI

Bro came back from army. Did nothing I think in the day. Then went to a christmas bash at my grandma's place. Pigged out again. Talked with cousins. Yep. The food was good!! Ha.. Then we went to church for midnight service. There wasn't enough space. So I left mom and bro and went outside to sit with Sarah, her sister, Joyce, her sister and Vanessa. Ok. So I wan't concentrating during the mass. We were just sms-ing and talking cock. Hahaha! So funny! Must have been one of the best masses I ever went to. =D Oh, the choir had a trumpet and that was quite cool lah. But the singing was.. Nvm.

Then after the mass David, Gillian, Nicholas Tan, Glen, Jeremy, Lawrence, Su Lin, Daryl, ShengXiang, Bro and I went to Cheong Chin Nam to have supper. No buses cuz it was like 1plus. So some people took cab and some took shengxiang and our car. So we went there. THEN. Daryl and SX left. So pang-seh. Urgh. Nvm. So then Su Lin felt like left out see. And she left too. Donald came. Ha. Had a murtabak and shared an ice kacang with dave. The kacang sucked. Haha, oh well. So we just sat there and talked cock lah. Then the rest took a cab home. Me bro and Donald walked. We walked Donald home, then went home ourselves. Bro ran cuz he needed the toilet bad. Hee hee. Played tricks on him. Took water and splashed it thru the window. He thought it was freaky until I told him it was me. =D

Reached home at 3. The latest I've ever been I think. Haha.. Crazy right. =D Slept at 5 cuz there were things I had to do. Everyday.

Wah. I've been typing so much!! Kk. I'll come back another time ok. Bye!!

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Funny how the world works.

SARS, Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome for short, has claimed, what, two hundred odd lives? Ok, fine, let's make it three hundred. It's a world epidemic and millions of dollars has been pumped into security measures like airport temperature monitoring devices, quarantines, and countless other measures that suck at tax-payers' necks.

Then let's take a look at Aids. It's been one of the world's greatest killers, claiming 21.8 million lives so far, though most of them more or less deserved it, but still, they're.. Lives. And this number is increasing by, not thousands, not tens of thousands, but, brace yourself, MILLIONS. And what are governments around the planet doing? Cow turd, that's what.

And I haven't even brought in Cholera, Typhoid and, guess what folks, Leprosy. Yep people. The old bible killer is back. And I've got statistics to prove it.

Problem is politicians are just doing things to save their own asses. Aids. How's it going to spread to those apes on plush chairs? They're a bunch of impotent losers, what use is a hooker to them. Typhoid? The rosy spots on the unfortunate victim tell it all.

SARS? Ah. It can be waved off as a common attack of the flu. And nobody would ever notice. Until your lungs collapse and you face certain death. Wonderful. To top it off, you can pass it on to the fat, grouchy old boss reeking of cigar smoke without having you getting into bed with him. Now that's the perfect way of getting rid of those hypocritic decision makers isn't it.

Funny how the world works.