The reason why we all need Captain Underpants:

When the temperature plummets lower than Liverpool and Feyenoord have been in their respected leagues, what keeps us truly warm?

When you get all hot and bothered and sweaty from a heart pumping, breath taking run who's there to keep you dry and prevent groin abrasions?

When all you need is a friend to be there no matter what situation you're in. No matter how much of an embarrassment you are. Who's been there through it all?

And who accepts you without qualm even after knowing your every innermost detail? Flaws and all?

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!

We love you!